Well.. Some More Bad News For Us. Giant Asian Killer Hornets Arrive In Washington State.

[Mike_M57]

They could've called it Wicked Asian Stinging Pest, but someone would accuse them of White Privilege, so...

Personally, I think they should just call them Flying @zzholes and be done with it.

 

[parallax]

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[Flopsweat]

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Much like the North American Brown Bear, I would be willing to endure a few honeybee stings in order to enjoy some sweet, sweet unprocessed American Honeybee honey. Much like any sentient being on this planet, I frickin' hate wasps.

 

[sobo]

Much like the North American Brown Bear, I would be willing to endure a few honeybee stings in order to enjoy some sweet, sweet unprocessed American Honeybee honey.

Had some of that sweet, sweet unprocessed American honey bee nectar coming right outta my house a few weeks back...
The little buggers hadn't set up camp in my eave long enough to turn the nectar into honey yet.
I thought I knew a lot about bees from reading stuff as a kid, but this husband-and-wife team that came to take them away to a new hive were something out of Encyclopedia Britannica or something! I learned so much that day, I had no idea! I made a healthy donation to their association for their efforts...

 

[arakboss]

Here we go, again.

Relative of the 'murder hornet' found along US East Coast for first time

The Georgia Department of Agriculture recently announced a yellow-legged hornet was found near Savannah, Georgia. It is the first known spotting in the U.S. and is considered to be a predator to honeybees.

www.foxweather.com

 

[Flopsweat]

Here we go, again.

Relative of the 'murder hornet' found along US East Coast for first time

The Georgia Department of Agriculture recently announced a yellow-legged hornet was found near Savannah, Georgia. It is the first known spotting in the U.S. and is considered to be a predator to honeybees.

www.foxweather.com

Call the FDA. If they can release 2 billion flies in Florida that give you hepatitis, surely they have something... Oh. Nevermind.

 

[arakboss]

Enough is enough. I've had it with these mother f-ing flying spiders on this mother f-ing planet.

U.S. facing invasion of giant venomous flying spiders

Giant Joro spiders are set to descend on the Eastern U.S. this summer, and their ability to float through the air widens their spread.

www.newsweek.com

 

[MikeInOr]

'Murder hornets' in Washington state threaten bees and whip up media swarm

Asian giant hornet, which became more active in the state in April, is the world’s largest and can kill humans with multiple stings

www.theguardian.com

Well, It just seems like very apocalyptic times.. Now, they have reports that the notorious Giant Asian Hornets that have enough venom to kill a human with a few stings are now on the loose in Washington state. These hornets pose both a threat to human life and the European honeybee population that has no defense against these hornets. What the hell is going on with the world? From killer tornadoes all over the country to killer hornets to economic collapse and Chinese bat flus we got some problems.

I have a serious phobia of hornets and this will just bring terror to me.. I remember whacking a nest of hornets that was outside my garage's gutter drain mowing the lawn one day when I was living in Charlotte, NC. THey came out and were real pissed swarming all around me and I screamed like a child and made a run for it. Those North Carolina hornets were big and these ones are like 2-3 times as big as those! I cannot believe these damn things managed to come to USA. Anyone think there may be some ulterior motives and genetic fiddling from our Chinese friends to bring these scary flying monsters to our country?

Just in case anyone needs a reference to how big and scary these things are , here is a look.. I just pray these damn things don't make it down to Tennessee!!

FINALLY... a REAL justification for buying a 500 S&W!

 

[P7M13]

Here we go, again.

Relative of the 'murder hornet' found along US East Coast for first time

The Georgia Department of Agriculture recently announced a yellow-legged hornet was found near Savannah, Georgia. It is the first known spotting in the U.S. and is considered to be a predator to honeybees.

www.foxweather.com

Murder bums, meet murder hornets.
I know who I'm rootin' for.

 

[Camelfilter]

Enough is enough. I've had it with these mother f-ing flying spiders on this mother f-ing planet.

U.S. facing invasion of giant venomous flying spiders

Giant Joro spiders are set to descend on the Eastern U.S. this summer, and their ability to float through the air widens their spread.

www.newsweek.com

bubbleguming flying bubbleguming spiders? Are you bubbleguming godamn bubblegumting me??

Not gonna click. Nope. No sir.

Going to step away from the computer & enjoy some nice fresh coffee.

 

[arakboss]

bubbleguming flying bubbleguming spiders? Are you bubbleguming godamn bubblegumting me??

Not gonna click. Nope. No sir.

Going to step away from the computer & enjoy some nice fresh coffee.

4 inch leg span and venomous too.

 

[Camelfilter]

4 inch leg span and venomous too.

I didn't need to bubbleguming know that...

 

[arakboss]

I didn't need to bubbleguming know that...

My wife really hates 🕷 too.

 

[Stomper]

What's that smell? It's like dead sea-life around here!

 

[Ura-Ki]

I didn't need to bubbleguming know that...

Time to practice with the .22's like I did as a kid, shooting big goddamn spiders out of their webs all summer long!

 

[kmk1012]

22 bird shot should be just the ticket.

 

[Knobgoblin]

bubbleguming flying bubbleguming spiders? Are you bubbleguming godamn bubblegumting me??

Not gonna click. Nope. No sir.

Going to step away from the computer & enjoy some nice fresh coffee.

Aren't they Chinese too?

Cuz lead poisoning

 

[Yarome]

~"Lip flappage" removed

 

[Certaindeaf]

All spiders are venomous so that was an unnecessary bit of lip flappage.

hold me








lol

 

[Spitpatch]

22 bird shot should be just the ticket.

One of the most fun times I have ever had with a gun is shooting Dragonflies over a pond with .22 Birdshot.