Stupid thoughts

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

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Note to self...

 

[Nutty4Guns]

Something's gotta give

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I'm confused. What should be allowed to "hit the floor" in this instance?

 

[bradsteen]

I'm confused. What should be allowed to "hit the floor" in this instance?

Well, definitely not a Sig...

 

[The Heretic]

Got me an emotional support pet.

It's a chicken.

It's crispy.

It also came with a biscuit.

 

[The Heretic]

The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems."

I said, "I don't think I know 5 people without any problems."

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[Mono1]

The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems."

I said, "I don't think I know 5 people without any problems."

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[CamoDeafie]

Dairy Queen is married to Burger King, and they have a daughter named Wendy, the court Jester is Ronald, they live in a White Castle; and Wendy is so kinky, she keeps Jack in the Box for ultimate pleasure; and she uses Pizza Hut for frosty relations, while the kingdom keeps time with a taco bell. Everyone there uses the Subway, run by five guys, and they are in a polycule (polyamorous relation) with Nancy Jo, and the pirate Skipper is always slinking around looking for the red lobster.

 

[Mono1]

Dairy Queen is married to Burger King, and they have a daughter named Wendy, the court Jester is Ronald, they live in a White Castle; and Wendy is so kinky, she keeps Jack in the Box for ultimate pleasure; and she uses Pizza Hut for frosty relations, while the kingdom keeps time with a taco bell. Everyone there uses the Subway, run by five guys, and they are in a polycule (polyamorous relation) with Nancy Jo, and the pirate Skipper is always slinking around looking for the red lobster.

 

[Richo877]

Dairy Queen is married to Burger King, and they have a daughter named Wendy, the court Jester is Ronald, they live in a White Castle; and Wendy is so kinky, she keeps Jack in the Box for ultimate pleasure; and she uses Pizza Hut for frosty relations, while the kingdom keeps time with a taco bell. Everyone there uses the Subway, run by five guys, and they are in a polycule (polyamorous relation) with Nancy Jo, and the pirate Skipper is always slinking around looking for the red lobster.

Now I've got Hardee's

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

Dairy Queen is married to Burger King, and they have a daughter named Wendy, the court Jester is Ronald, they live in a White Castle; and Wendy is so kinky, she keeps Jack in the Box for ultimate pleasure; and she uses Pizza Hut for frosty relations, while the kingdom keeps time with a taco bell. Everyone there uses the Subway, run by five guys, and they are in a polycule (polyamorous relation) with Nancy Jo, and the pirate Skipper is always slinking around looking for the red lobster.

Hey, you didn't include Sambo's in there you racist bastard.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Hey, you didn't include Sambo's in there you racist bastard.

I was not aware of Sambo's.

 

[Flopsweat]

I was not aware of Sambo's.

It was what they called Laddy's Big Boy before they changed the name. A lot like Elby's. East coast restaurant chain.

 

[Mono1]

I was not aware of Sambo's.

My Favorite FireWork when I was 10.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m88PBbDEJV0&ab_channel=JohnLeeHooker-Topic

 

[CamoDeafie]

Whats the difference between a painter artist and a photographer, and why can't you trust them?

One will frame you, the other will shoot you.
One is sketchy, the other finds your view

 

[Capn Jack]

Maybe one day my wife will quit trying to talk to me from the other end of the house.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Maybe one day my wife will quit trying to talk to me from the other end of the house.

Yours Too! Mine insists on having a full blown conversation from the other end, even after I remind her I wear hearing aids that don't pick up that well at that distance!

 

[CamoDeafie]

Maybe one day my wife will quit trying to talk to me from the other end of the house.

Yours Too! Mine insists on having a full blown conversation from the other end, even after I remind her I wear hearing aids that don't pick up that well at that distance!

Benefits of ASL/sign language fluency

you can literally, manually talk to the other ASL-user across rooms or buildings, depending on how good y-all's eyes are and how bright/how much light there is

 

[Flopsweat]

Yours Too! Mine insists on having a full blown conversation from the other end, even after I remind her I wear hearing aids that don't pick up that well at that distance!

Or even up close once you learn when to turn them down.