Hooters closing dozens of locations

[Aero Denezol]

I must have been born with an old soul then...

I've been checking out moms since grade school...

Good instincts. Women are better than girls at pretty much everything. Except maybe taking selfies.

 

[FATAL125]

Women are better than girls at pretty much everything.

ESPECIALLY women who are moms...

 

[nammac]

Yup, miss Hooters, specially Hooters in Brandon, Fl…. Sigh…

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[FATAL125]

I went to Hooter once and never went back.

Not enough meat on the bone for me. Not just referring to the wings either...

 

[JuglansRegia]

I went to a Hooters once while on a business trip to Baltimore in the year 2000. I was sightseeing along some harbor area, it was cold and l thought l would maybe grab a drink at Hooters to warm me up. Never been to one or even seen one and had really only heard about them from AL Bundy. Anyhow, a scantily dressed young lady informed me they don't serve bourbon because they are a family establishment.

 

[Sharkey]

I must have been born with an old soul then...

I've been checking out moms since grade school...

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They ain't called MILFs for nuttin'.

 

[po18guy]

Didn't the Village People sue them for sex discrimination?

 

[Mike_M57]

I went to Hooter once and never went back.

Not enough meat on the bone for me. Not just referring to the wings either...

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I've been to two different Hooters places, Tacoma and Seattle.

I didn't like it at all. All the women were wearing bras under their tight t-shirts.

I couldn't see the point.

 

[P7M13]

Never been, won't miss.

 

[Stomper]

You know you're getting old when you realize that you're checking out the mom in the checkout line.

I must have been born with an old soul then...

I've been checking out moms since grade school...

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ESPECIALLY women who are moms...

They ain't called MILFs for nuttin'.

Siiigh…. so many moms, so little time!

 

[Stomper]

I've been to two different Hooters places, Tacoma and Seattle.

I didn't like it at all. All the women were wearing bras under their tight t-shirts.

I couldn't see the points.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Stomper]

Never been, won't miss.

Ditto, actually!

 

[Mikej]

You know you're getting old when you realize that you're checking out the mom in the checkout line.

Funny as hell. I used to have several jobs in the Irvington/Alameda area of potland. There came a time, over the years, that I came to appreciate when the elementary school let out and I was driving buy. All the nice looking moms walking home with their kids.

 

[Stomper]

Funny as hell. I used to have several jobs in the Irvington/Alameda area of potland. There came a time, over the years, that I came to appreciate when the elementary school let out and I was driving buy. All the nice looking moms walking home with their kids.

May I suggest shopping the frozen food section during summer?

 

[Mikej]

May I suggest shopping the frozen food section during summer?

I wasn't born yesterday Sonny! I grew up in the Salt Lake Valley. We knew ALL the tricks!

 

[Stomper]

I wasn't born yesterday Sonny! I grew up in the Salt Lake Valley. We knew ALL the tricks!

The church approves, as long as you keep the number of wives to less than 12….

 

[Mike_M57]

Fixed it for you.

We're talkin' Seattle (Freakville) and Tacoma (Freakville South). Didn't need fixin'.

 

[Nutty4Guns]

I thought the wings at Hooters were just okay. Now, the breasts?...




Also, just okay.

 

[CamoDeafie]

It's a sad day when sex doesn't sell.

And when supposedly, the actual strip clubs have better food and drinks and service

Edit. I wasn't impressed with the one in Rochester NY 22 years ago, but food tasted better at the Niagara Falls strip clubs on the Canada side then

 

[Mike_M57]

I need to win the lottery.

I could buy all the restaurants that Hooters is closing, hire hot older women as waitresses and have them dressed as librarians, schoolteachers, hot moms, etc.

I'll call it 'MILFs'

Or maybe a hot dog stand called Hawk Tuah's (the only condiment would mayonnaise).