Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

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[parallax]

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[Hemlock]

Let It Be.

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This joke is so "Yesterday"

 

[Flopsweat]

This joke is so "Yesterday"

Dig It.

 

[64MercurysRule]

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running but can't remember where .

 

[64MercurysRule]

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children . If anybody does , please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow .

 

[64MercurysRule]

My girlfriend dumped me , so I stole her wheelchair . Guess who came crawling back ?

 

[64MercurysRule]

I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words to me just before he died . "Are you still holding the ladder ?"

 

[64MercurysRule]

What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters ?

They just give you a bra and say "Here , fill this out ."

 

[Michael Js]

TOO many to post! Happy Father's Day!
Dad jokes

 

[CamoDeafie]

Why won't Americans ever accept the metric system?

Americans don't like foreign rulers.

 

[WEE]

I recently purchased a toilet brush.


Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

 

[Flopsweat]

I recently purchased a toilet brush.


Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

Stay away from the plunger too.

 

[Flopsweat]

Stay away from the plunger too.

Got sent this:

 

[Jim Horn]

Got sent this:

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Man, that sucks!

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Richo877]

Don't buy anything with velcro, it's a total rip-off!

Happy Father's day!

 

[CamoDeafie]

So, I found out that there are species of fishes living in caves that evolved to have no eyes due to the darkness of these caves.. so they're fshes, because they have no i'es

 

[WEE]

What do you call a medieval spy?

Sir Veillance.

 

[WEE]

The name Lance is a good name. It's not a common name anymore.

But in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.