Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

Did you know deaf people can be the most depraved, kinkiest, perverted people? They do unspeakable acts all the time!

 

[Flopsweat]

Did you know deaf people can be the most depraved, kinkiest, perverted people? They do unspeakable acts all the time!

What?

 

[64MercurysRule]

I just found out that my girlfriend is a mime .
I can't believe that after all these years she never told me .

Once I got kicked out of a library for being a mime .
Because actions speak louder than words .

A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight .
He still…...has the right to remain silent .

 

[Flopsweat]

I just found out that my girlfriend is a mime .
I can't believe that after all these years she never told me .

Once I got kicked out of a library for being a mime .
Because actions speak louder than words .

A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight .
He still…...has the right to remain silent .

I've almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation…

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[CamoDeafie]

May be dark, but


Why is Adobe Acrobat a registered sex offender?

Because it has pd-files.

 

[Richo877]

 

[WEE]