Funny not firearm not political memes

[Provincial]

A few years ago at a fast-food place, I handed the cashier something like $10.17 for a $9.17 purchase. I didn't want a pocket full of change. She looked at her coworker and asked what the change for that would be. He looked at her and said "Seriously?". She replied that she was never good at math. I believe her. And thanked God that she wasn't making the food.

I've done that too, with the same results.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[sobo]

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That's a serious guilt-trip just to get a tip...

 

[bellarum]

That's a serious guilt-trip just to get a tip...

I was a victim of a non tipper when I was younger!

 

[Flopsweat]

That's a serious guilt-trip just to get a tip...

Whatever gets you through the night.

 

[parallax]

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[Croat]

A few years ago at a fast-food place, I handed the cashier something like $10.17 for a $9.17 purchase. I didn't want a pocket full of change. She looked at her coworker and asked what the change for that would be. He looked at her and said "Seriously?". She replied that she was never good at math. I believe her. And thanked God that she wasn't making the food.

Randi Weingarten and the Teachers Union are finally admitting the failure of education in America (they had no choice; test numbers are clear), but predictably they take absolutely no responsibility for that failure. Nope. They always blame someone else. Their latest straw man is Covid. If not for Covid, they contend, the young people in this country would not be slipping into stupidity. Right.

 

[sobo]

Randi Weingarten and the Teachers Union are finally admitting the failure of education in America (they had no choice; test numbers are clear), but predictably they take absolutely no responsibility for that failure. Nope. They always blame someone else.

Of course it's not the Teacher's Union's fault! How could anyone arrive at any other conclusion?

Their latest straw man is Covid. If not for Covid, they contend, the young people in this country would not be slipping into stupidity. Right.

It's that darn COVID again...

 

[Flopsweat]

Randi Weingarten and the Teachers Union are finally admitting the failure of education in America (they had no choice; test numbers are clear), but predictably they take absolutely no responsibility for that failure. Nope. They always blame someone else. Their latest straw man is Covid. If not for Covid, they contend, the young people in this country would not be slipping into stupidity. Right.

Never mind the fact that this is a 20 year trend.

 

[Croat]

 

[parallax]

self defense training for the unvaxxed male…..

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[DivCurlGrad72]

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And be sure to slug anyone who wants you to use kg as a unit of mass.

 

[GrayGoose]

And be sure to slug anyone who wants you to use kg as a unit of mass.

It might be better to pound them.

 

[Flopsweat]

And be sure to slug anyone who wants you to use kg as a unit of mass.

So it's the amount of weight that one pound can accelerate to 1 FPS per second? That's rather wonderfully American. Well, and I guess Liberian and Burmese.

 

[DivCurlGrad72]

So it's the amount of weight that one pound can accelerate to 1 FPS per second? That's rather wonderfully American. Well, and I guess Liberian and Burmese.

It's the unit of mass consistent with the foot, the pound force, the second and F=ma:
1 lbf = (1 slug) (1 ft/s^2)

 

[Flopsweat]

It's the unit of mass consistent with the foot, the pound force, the second and F=ma:
1 lbf = (1 slug) (1 ft/s^2)

Yeah, that's what I said, wasn't it?

 

[Cavedweller]

Most people on this forum probably won't get this one.