Funny not firearm not political memes

[sobo]

 

[parallax]

click to make biiggley..

 

[made in china]

 

[Flopsweat]

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She takes you up on your alternative offer and minutes later you find yourself thinking of fish again...

 

[sobo]

She takes you up on your alternative offer and minutes later you find yourself thinking of fish again...

Still smells (and tastes) like sushi, so why is he complaining?

 

[Flopsweat]

Still smells (and tastes) like sushi, so why is he complaining?

"If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

 

[sobo]

What if the cologne is apple-scented...???

 

[Flopsweat]

I thought of @Stomper when I saw this. But not in a bad way.

Spoiler: NSFW but funny

Nitter

anna melissa 🏀✨ (@annamelissa)

this is my favorite clip on the internet

nitter.eu

Twatter

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575179922527559680

 

[sobo]

I thought of @Stomper when I saw this. But not in a bad way.

Spoiler: NSFW but funny

Nitter

anna melissa 🏀✨ (@annamelissa)

this is my favorite clip on the internet

nitter.eu

Twatter

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575179922527559680

No joy...

 

[made in china]

 

[Flopsweat]

No joy...

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I just tried the Nitter link and it worked fine.

 

[sobo]

I just tried the Nitter link and it worked fine.

Worked just now, but it most certainly did not work this morning. Facts...

 

[Flopsweat]

Worked just now, but it most certainly did not work this morning. Facts...

Jayzus, you drinkin in the mornings now too?

 

[sobo]

Jayzus, you drinkin in the mornings now too?

Whatchoo mean, "too"? The use of that word would seem to imply taking a break from drinking between evening and morning, would it not?

 

[pharmseller]

Jayzus, you drinkin in the mornings now too?

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

 

[sobo]

You can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning.

That's almost exactly what I said at VA Tech, BITD! Edited yours to match what I used to say...

 

[Jasonanddeonna]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xs7vg6

 

[sobo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/xs7vg6

Entitlement... it's not just for Americans anymore...

 

[Jasonanddeonna]

Entitlement... it's not just for Americans anymore...

Hipster Millenials no matter the country.

 

[Flopsweat]

Seemed like most Moms knew some kind of first aid too.