Funny not firearm not political memes

[sobo]

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My previous meme was inappropriate..
I thought i would make amends......

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Dark Humor forum is that way... ==>>>

 

[Flopsweat]

If I only wanted one...

 

[Flopsweat]

I'm in! Well figuratively anyway.

 

[Flopsweat]

Toxic on the coccyx.

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[Lilhigbee]

The festival, which kicks off on Friday, July 12, will feature no less than 21 music acts, 20 street theatre shows, three dance pieces and 15 workshops. Centenary Square will be the backdrop to...

Musical numbers; Wank Like an Egyptian, Wank This Way and Gettin' Some Strange
Dance feature; Riverwank, NO clogging!!
Film Festival Featuring Wank Hard, The Dewey Cox Story
And Workshops!! My God, think of the workshops!!
Face painting, Pearl necklaces and more to come.
All sponsored by Jiffy Lube.

 

[sobo]

Toxic on the coccyx.

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Charlie Brown finally got his revenge on Lucy...

 

[made in china]

 

[BBQ Guy]

Toxic on the coccyx.

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Her a$$ took a pounding, not the first the time though....

 

[Jasonanddeonna]

The All New California Compliant Car:

 

[made in china]

 

[Flopsweat]

So you think your truck is badass, do ya?

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[Dr Prepper]

For some more jokes along this line, y'all should check out more of them here.

Yeah or The "drinking buddy" in fallout 4. He's actually got some pretty decent jokes.

*Edit* cheesy jokes warning, but there's some zingers too. Ex. Q:"What did communists use for light before candles?"
A: "electricity"

How am I just finding out about this thread? Just when I was thinking I've been spending too much time here lately and I should dial back now I'm like maybe I don't spend enough time here?!

 

[Dr Prepper]

Toxic on the coccyx.

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That's a good way to pick up chicks.

The All New California Compliant Car:

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Is this the Amish turbo version? Hopefully they relocate the blow off valves though. Going to suck going up and down all those California hills.

 

[made in china]

 

[Dr Prepper]

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Agreed! its alot better to pull hair than corn rows..

 

[parallax]

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[parallax]

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[Cavedweller]

 

[Taylormade]

Id put up with a he!! of alot a BS

 

[BBQ Guy]

Id put up with a he!! of alot a BS

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I already put up with a lot of BS and there ain't nothing close to that. FML.