Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[GrayGoose]

Dad: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Son/daughter: what, dad?

Dad: A Lickalottapus.

 

[Flopsweat]

Caught in a landslide.



(You have to know at least Queen and maybe Futurama)

 

[CamoDeafie]

What did the Jedi say to the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.

 

[Stomper]

Q: What do you get if you sit in snow for too long?



A: Polaroids!

 

[Flopsweat]

Q: What do you get if you sit in snow for too long?



A: Polaroids!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?

Snowballs.

 

[Stomper]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?

Snowballs.

What did the snowlady say to the snowman?


Is that a carrot for your nose or are you just glad to see me?



(that's a good one to tell your grandkids…..)

 

[CamoDeafie]

A bunch of trees may be a forest. But a Subaru…

Is Forester

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

Look again, you'll get it.

 

[Flopsweat]

Certified dad joke.

 

[bradsteen]

Certified dad joke.

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I am definitely stealing that one!

 

[Flopsweat]

I am definitely stealing that one!

You should, I did.

 

[Nosferatu]

(You have to know at least Queen and maybe Futurama)

Or just caught in a landslide.

 

[Flopsweat]

Or just caught in a landslide.

Is this the real life...?

-Robert

Is this just Fanta Sea?
Caught in a Lamb Slider
No escape from Rialto Trees

 

[YippeeKiYoRed]

We really need an emoticon like this in our "Like" options.

 

[Flopsweat]

We really need an emoticon like this in our "Like" options.

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Or this:

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

Orion's belt is a waist of space.

 

[Flopsweat]

Keep on rollin'.