Am I the only one who things that flashlights on weapons are counterproductive?

[Flopsweat]

You know, someone is going to argue that somewhere around there is when we got back on track, as that is when @Nosferatu redefined the tac lighting meta with flaming rodents. We didn't really go off the rails again until someone brought up their interrelated use in happy fun times. . .

 

[FATAL125]

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See... no WML...

He must be set ablaze or it just doesn't work...

 

[sobo]

See... no WML...

He must be set ablaze or it just doesn't work...

Indeed he must...

 

[Spitpatch]

Gimme credit. The whole flaming Hamster idea was just a warped sicko magnification of my warped sicko candle on the antique gun idea.

Where's my MIRROR, dammit! I wanna check my look!

 

[sobo]

Man, there sure have been a lot of folks reaching for the laurel wreaths in this thread...

 

[Flopsweat]

Gimme credit. The whole flaming Hamster idea was just a warped sicko magnification of my warped sicko candle on the antique gun idea.

Where's my MIRROR, dammit! I wanna check my look!

 

[Spitpatch]

Man, there sure have been a lot of folks reaching for the laurel wreaths in this thread...
Peace is Our Profession.

 

[FATAL125]

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Wait wait wait...

37mm hamster launcher... YES! For when you need to reach out to touch your assailant.

Dunked and lit optional...

Who knew hamsters were so versatile...

 

[Flopsweat]

Wait wait wait...

37mm hamster launcher... YES! For when you need to reach out to touch your assailant.

Dunked and lit optional...

...but they do run faster that way.

 

[Spitpatch]

Man, there sure have been a lot of folks reaching for the laurel wreaths in this thread...

Peace is Our Profession.

 

[sobo]

Just out of curiosity, did this whole flaming hamster thing come from this particular prank call?

 

[lucusloc]

Wait wait wait...

37mm hamster launcher... YES! For when you need to reach out to touch your assailant.

Dunked and lit optional...

Who knew hamsters were so versatile...

Someone once stated that a hamster can squeeze though a hole the size of a quarter. They were not as enthused as I to learn that a 12 gauge bore diameter is roughly the same as a quarter. . .

On an unrelated note my wife has banned me from procuring any small animals for "testing and evaluation" purposes, so I have no idea how practical this knowledge is.

 

[Flopsweat]

Someone once stated that a hamster can squeeze though a hole the size of a quarter. They were not as enthused as I to learn that a 12 gauge bore diameter is roughly the same as a quarter. . .

On an unrelated note my wife has banned me from procuring any small animals for "testing and evaluation" purposes, so I have no idea how practical this knowledge is.

 

[FATAL125]

Someone once stated that a hamster can squeeze though a hole the size of a quarter. They were not as enthused as I to learn that a 12 gauge bore diameter is roughly the same as a quarter. . .

On an unrelated note my wife has banned me from procuring any small animals for "testing and evaluation" purposes, so I have no idea how practical this knowledge is.

A hamster loaded in front of 12g blank would make a hell of a less than lethal round...

 

[lucusloc]

A hamster loaded in front of 12g blank would make a hell of a less than lethal round...

Yeah, that was my thoughts too. But I never got to find out if you would get hamster slug or hamster mist out the other end. To this day it remains one of the great mysteries of the universe.

 

[Spitpatch]

A hamster loaded in front of 12g blank would make a hell of a less than lethal round...

I don't Gnome many who could withstand it.

 

[Xaevian]

Yeah, that was my thoughts too. But I never got to find out if you would get hamster slug or hamster mist out the other end. To this day it remains one of the great mysteries of the universe.

Depends on whether you use a gas check or not.

 

[FATAL125]

Yeah, that was my thoughts too. But I never got to find out if you would get hamster slug or hamster mist out the other end. To this day it remains one of the great mysteries of the universe.

Almost guaranteed to be mist. Perhaps some bone shrapnel mixed in.

Regardless, whoever is on the receiving end of that will not be stickin' around...

 

[lucusloc]

Depends on whether you use a gas check or not.

An interesting theory. Someone who has never spoken to or associated with me in any way, and who is willing to testify to as much in court (or in front of my wife, whichever is scarier) should test that.

 

[sobo]

Just out of curiosity, did this whole flaming hamster thing come from this particular prank call?

OK, the Tom Mabe bit is not the one. This is the article I was thinking the flaming hamster came from (although in this rendition, it's a gerbil):

ARMAGEDDON!!!