Stupid thoughts

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[Howard1955]

If a Southern gal says "Oh, hell no!" - it's already too late.

If a Southern man says "Just hold on, podnuh" - run.

How far can a fox run into the woods? Halfway - then he's running out the other side.

How long is a rope? Twice as long as half of it.

 

[Ducati_Meister]

Why do they put braille dots on the key pads of drive up ATMs?
How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
A pessimist sees the glass half empty, an optimist sees the glass half full, an engineer sees a glass twice as big as it needs to be.

 

[Mono1]

Why do they put braille dots on the key pads of drive up ATMs?

Yeah, I always thought it was absurd that McDonald's puts Braille Lids on the Cups.

So.

The only instance where this would be practically useful is if Two Blind People ordered drinks and they didn't want to get the wrong one by accident. And they somehow CAME to the restaurant without a seeing person's guidance, and most certainly didn't want to TASTE the WRONG DRINK TO TEST IT.

Cuz, well.

That would have the OTHER Blind Person's SPIT on it.

*BUT* EIGHT MILLION KAREN's Look at the LID and Think "OH How THOUGHTFUL MACDONALDS IS!"

Great Marketing.

 

[solv3nt]

an engineer sees a glass twice as big as it needs to be.

If it works, it doesn't have enough features.

 

[Flopsweat]

If it works, it doesn't have enough features.

Also, testing is too expensive.

 

[solv3nt]

Also, testing is too expensive.

That's what beta testers/early adopters are for.

 

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[Mono1]

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I WEEP with you, Ahmed.

Eat some Bacon.

 

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Sucker!

 

[Richo877]

 

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ESC

 

[Howard1955]

My ESC:



Does this bucket make me look fat?

 

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