Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[Flopsweat]

Why did the Yogi put himself in a trance before his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

[bradsteen]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wrestling mat?

Jim

 

[bradsteen]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the shelf of a denim clothing store?

Gene

 

[Flopsweat]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the shelf of a denim clothing store?

Gene

Do these genes make me look phat?

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[CamoDeafie]

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[Flopsweat]

 

[bradsteen]

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Now that's how you parent - teach the scientific method early on!

 

[CamoDeafie]

Does anyone know what you call a nose with nothing else attached? Nobody knows....

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[Flopsweat]

What does the Kraken eat?

Fish and ships.

 

[Flopsweat]

The Balloonar Lander.

 

[Hemlock]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at a baseball game?

Home plate.

 

[FATAL125]

What time did the man go to the dentist?




Tooth hurt-y

 

[FATAL125]

Where do you take someone who had a peek-a-boo accident?




To the I.C.U.

 

[FATAL125]

I finally tried wookie meat...




It was chewy

 

[FATAL125]

Side note... I found a great website for making sausages.




Let me know if you want the link.

 

[64MercurysRule]

Have you read the latest books :

Antlers in the trees by whogoose the moose

Golden rivers by I p freely

Miles & miles of little round piles by squat n leaveit

Under the bleachers by cmore butts

Ok Ok you get the gist .

 

[sobo]

The Brown Spot on the Wall, by the great Chinese author, Hoo Flung Dung...


I'll see myself out...

 

[parallax]

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